in dog years he is 133

So many many years ago, i was cold and tired and very hungry, many many miles from home and it was one of those situations where I had no choice but to try to pilfer some food from a state funded institution. That is how I met my very old friend "Nathan not Nate,", aka "Mr. MagsMan," aka "Mr Picky," aka "Happy McSmileypants." He was there to help with my defrauding on the condition that I smile and wear his hat.
At the time, he seemed...mature and ... worldly.

(Digitally aged three days)

Now I realize that he is just very very old. And here we have his birthday.
Happy Birthday, my friend! And Many Many More!