Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Stray Thoughts

A few items for contemplation:
Why does "Sour Cream" go bad?

If my pal "Nathan not Nate" was to choose one of the team names I suggested, would it be "The Vegan from Muskegon," "Soda-Cracker Junction," or "Ponce de Lion?"

At what point does being patient become being oblivious, or does it go right to being lazy?

Does Flight of the Conchords take place in the world I live in?

Why don't people say "Crackle, Pop," after saying "Snap?"

Why don't they have automatic electronic plungers?

If someone touches a calculator button in the dark, does it add up?

Will the ASPCA commission Elton John to perform a special version of Who Let the Dogs Out in the wake of the Michael Vick scandal?

Do "scandal" and "sandal" have the same route word?

Is the Senator Craig scandal a "wag-the-dog" type ploy to remove media attention from
A) Resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
B) The War
C) Lindsay Lohan's Rehab exploits
D) Miss Teen South Carolina's brilliantude and such as U.S Americans


1 comment:

Nathan said...

My internet crapped out and the fantasy football league filled up before I had a chance to use one of your suggested names. Next year.

I will now begin to follow "snap" with "crackle" and "pop".