The thing is that I have so little intelectual stimulation at work that I find myself overcome with intense feelings on new excel techniques and NPR stories.
It is hard not to blame the baby boomers for everything that upsets me.
The world might be a calmer place if lawyers were tipped sort of like waiters. "You helped me out of that speeding ticket, here's a fiver. You told me to go with the adjustable rate mortgage, here are some pennies. You told me to publish a book about if I did what?"
Why don't they have "Hot Dog Helper" or "Sausage Helper" or even "Patty Melt Helper?"
Got to go watch a cheap comedy and dream of bumpy cake.
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