signs that things have gone too far

I try to answer truthfully when people ask how i am.
I spend more than five minutes a day comparing the merits of varying cable news networks
kroger-brand
I have to use portions of my brain to try to decide which dvd player is less broken
my job is copying numbers by hand
billy mays
I might have to shovel snow on Easter
the major political parties lately seem to have more in common with religious cults than with schools of philosophy
I forgot how funny Bubble Boy is
Cheney
puppies
the warm comfort of Hebrews 12:6
filigree
Lord Byron
buying factory direct
Army surplus
arugala